Punxsutawney Phil Doesn’t Believe In Global Warming!


Today’s groundhog’s day and once again, it looks like we’re in for a longer winter. For the past 10 years, Punxsutawney Phil has foreseen a long winter 90 % of the time. The one time he did say that we were in for an early spring was in 2007, and  let’s face it, he was probably just trying to jump on the global warming bandwagon caused by the release of An Inconvenient Truth. This brings me to the obvious, but important point. PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING. I would have expected this about of naivety from other groundhogs like Buckeye Chuck or General Beauregard Lee, but from an animal head in such high regard, I was flabbergasted. He’s probably just trying to gather an impressive portfolio for when he eventually tries to advance his career by applying for a Fox News Anchor position. It bothers me to see this American icon sell out, but that’s the society we live in. For more information on this years prediction, click here.

Adam “Iron Thighs” McCoy

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    ericanickerson said,

    HAHA. This is funny, thank you for entertaining me while I am doing homework. Punxsutawney is the cutest groundhog I have ever seen. I wonder if animals have some type of sense that alerts them of the dangers of global warming. The polar bears must have a slight idea since all of their ice caps are slowly melting….

    -Erica Nickerson


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